The Bean

I just fell for an infomercial. Hook, line and sinker. Turned on the TV, and flipped the channel, and I was hooked. Couldn't wait for the telephone number to pop up. I can't believe it. I think I am in shock, but in 6-8 weeks I will have a slimmer waistline.

Professional athletes endorse it. Professional trainers endorse it. Regular mom people love it too. It works easily, and the pounds just drop away. You won't even notice them until their gone. Or something like that.

The Bean will get you lean. There is even a triple guarantee! Money back, shipping back, and free shipping for the return. How can you lose? Well, if they could have seen my waist before they made that offer, the offer might have been, "we guarantee you too can lose inches. Oh sorry, not you Tara Whalen."

Well in 6-8 weeks we'll see.

So, you start counting the weeks after you make the call, right?